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The Elixir of Delusional Belief

~ how getting what you want becomes inevitable ~

Sep 3 • 

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August 2025

The Wellspring of Devotion

~ a different way of living ~

Aug 8 • 

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July 2025

The To-Do List-Less Life

~ a tonic for corruptive productivity ~

Jul 31 • 

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Tumbling into Divine Masculinity

~ the happiest accident of my life ~

Jul 17 • 

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A Funeral for False Humility

~ will you be my date? ~

Jul 10 • 

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The Time I Ate Arsenic Pancakes

~ and the key to making great art ~

Jul 4 • 

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June 2025

The Temple of Song & Dance

~ in devotion to beat and breath ~

Jun 25 • 

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The Altar or the Whip

~ on writing that sells vs. writing that saves ~

Jun 16 • 

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How I Became My Own Muse

~ the art of becoming your own favourite hallucination ~

Jun 12 • 

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Velveteen Origins

~ this is why you’re here ~

Jun 4 • 

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May 2025

Last Week in… Emberbrook?!

~ wherein we trade fast cars for creative madness ~

May 28 • 

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